Living in Strange Times

Inspired by the newly crowned Maharaja’s Burrito Post . This should be sung in the tune of We Didn’t Start The Fire by Billy Joel.

Living in Strange Times

Burritos foully cussing and cursing,
Also frequently and randomly bursting.
Tacos protesting Enchiladas desisting,
Tostadas, Fajitas, frothing, fermenting.

chorus:
Oh what strange times we live in...
It’s all so scary and frightening,
Not at all enlightening.
Oh what strange times we live in...
Does nobody else here see,
It’s time for all to flee

Lomein is howling, chowmein is screaming,
Mandarin and Orange chicken are freaking.
Rolls unwrapping, dumplings are splitting,
Fortunes of cookies are seen reversing.

chorus:
oh what strange times we live in...

Vindaloo is crying the pakoras are frying,
Lamb and Chicken curries aren’t trying.
Tandoori chicken in the oven is prying,
Biryani accuses Dum Aloo of lying.

chorus:
Oh what strange times we live in...
It’s all so scary and frightening,
Not at all enlightening.
Oh what strange times we live in...
Does nobody else here see,
It’s time for all to flee

To flee, To flee, To flee…