Do you understand me?

If you have glanced through this blog and at some point thought...what the heck (yea right, hecks the word you use!) is she babbling about? Take heart, it's not you it's me, sort of. Well, more accurately this lack of comprehension stems from the fact that your IQ does not cross the 140 range. Apparently you have to be a genius to understand what I write. *Sigh!* no wonder even I dont understand half the things I am trying to say!!
Maybe what I really need to do is KISS

How smart do I have to be to read your blog??